Sunday, April 9, 2017


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Only about another month or two before my current term at Dragon School ends, and you won't believe some of the things I've learned so far this year!

Why don't ducks have arms?
Have you ever tried flying by flapping your arms?
That old joke is true. "I just flew in and boy are my arms tired!"

Did you know tennis was originally played with bare hands?
It was a much quieter game back then, because nobody was raising a racket.

Did you know that owls can NOT move their eyes from side to side?
No wonder they keep staring at me when I'm out night flying.

Did you know gold never erodes?
It's true, but Belgosian Dark Chocolate tastes MUCH better!

Did you know that scorpions glow under ultra violet light?
I wonder who the poor person was that got stuck proving that one true.

Did you know that ants stretch when they wake up in the morning?
Well, what else do you do when you first try getting up?
I usually roll over and go back to bed myself, but anyway...

Did you know your foot and forearm are the same length?
Just be glad you don't have to buy extra shoes for your arms!

Did you know there is no sound in space?
I'm shocked that all those great TV shows and movies got it wrong!

Did you know there are 31,536,000 seconds in a year?
And time certainly seems to drag before the end of a school or work day, doesn't it?
So on that note♫, have a great week everybody, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies! I know I'll be counting the seconds until our next post.
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