SUNDAY FUNNIES: WITTY WITTICISMS

"I bark, therefore I am."

Hello Everybody. Autumn the Puppy here.
I've had so much fun sharing my accumulated doggie knowledge with you, I thought it time to share some more nuggets of wisdom. As usual, my comments are in Italics.
Ready?

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
Especially in management, government, or if there's a cat involved.

We've had enough "youth", what about a Fountain of Smart?
I know several people right off the top of my head that need to take a good long drink from that water dish if it's available.

If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving is NOT the hobby for you.
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Raw or cooked red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is.
And you'll have to check with the good Doctor Seuss about Green Eggs and Ham.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
One has to be learned, or at least inputted. The other just is.

Some people alter their presentation of the facts, but you should never alter the facts themselves.
After all, the latest survey showed every 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

Government officials should wear uniforms like NASCAR racers.
Then we'll know for sure who their corporate sponsors are!

And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.