Sunday, May 7, 2017


Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Well, the weather is finally starting to get warmer, so I'm able to sit outside my doghouse more and watch the world go by.
Doing so, I've been able to make some more observations about life, the universe, and everything; besides the fact that 6 x 9 does not equal 42.

For example...

A recent study showed that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

Why do humans hate it when they see an old person and then realize that they went to school together?

I will be the first to admit that I have yet to figure out babies.
They're short, bald, not potty trained nor good with words; yet women go crazy over them.
Then again, you could say the same thing about me in my younger days.

If people should be with someone who makes them happy, then why are relationships so seriously complicated?

Eau de Pepe
It seems to me that skunks get a bad rap.
Let's face facts folks.
The skunk didn't ask to smell worst than year old, unwashed gym socks.
Skunks don't go around comparing themselves to unfavorable humans. After all, when was the last time you heard one skunk yell angrily at another "You dirty human!"
Like penguins, they're stuck waiting for invitations to fancy gatherings because all they have is formal attire.
I guess it's all a question of how you stop and look at things.

And on that note ♫, have a great week everybody, and please be back next weekend to join me and Waxy Dragon for our annual Mother's Day salute on the Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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