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Guess that just leaves everyone with The Free Choice E-zine's humble Editor-In-Chief but I promise to try and be funny.
Ready?
There are mysteries of life who's solutions still elude us to this day, like...
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
The fridge isn't self-filling folks. If there's nothing to eat: GO SHOPPING!
Why do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are getting dead?
If the remote isn't working, either get up and change the channel yourself or buy new batteries!
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Laziness? Disbelief? Truthfully, I'm not sure, but at least give me credit for being a man who actually does housework!
Of course, the only one I can think of that actually fits this post's title is:
"Why aren't they making true Sugar Free food items that actually taste good?"
Then again, try finding any sugar free items in a grocery store nowadays.
Your selection is severely limited!
AND NOW, BEFORE I GO, SOME SAGE ADVICE.
Life has two rules.
Rule #1: NEVER quit!
Rule #2: Always remember Rule # 1.
Take care everybody. Please remember what this Monday is actually for and one of the ladies will see you next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lth,jr.
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