Sunday, May 14, 2017


"Woof! Mom!"
"I love you Mommy!"
Hello Everybody! Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here as we celebrate Mother's Day!

So Autumn, considering how on top of things Mother's always seem to be, let's take a peek inside Mom's Dictionary!
And as usual, our comments are in Italics.

DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
The Mother's Library

Of course a kid is going to want dessert, along with most adults. What kind of a dumb question is that?

FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Of course, how the baby shows their disapproval might be another matter!

FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're not happy with them.
Warning to all children: Use of middle name indicates your Mother is REALLY upset!

GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
In other words, they're treating your mom just like they were treated when trying to raise her.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Warning to all children: Just because you heard an adult say something doesn't mean it's safe for you to repeat it.

INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.
If you don't understand this kids, ask your Mother to explain the phrase "Catch 22" to you.

PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
It's like iron to a magnet, only your feet get wet.

SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.
EVERY child is special. Some just think they are more so than others.

STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.
Don't panic if you're not the first child in the family. It just means your mom is getting better at being a mother.

TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing superhero jammies.
Just because you're dressed in costume doesn't grant you super powers.

TWO MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and they begin to make those familiar-grunting noises.
Get that kid to the bathroom, QUICK!

WHODUNIT: None of the kids that live in your house.
After all mom, did you own up to everything when you were their age?

And on that note, we hope Mothers around the world had a great day, and that everyone's back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP and WD.

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