Sunday, May 21, 2017


Can't swim, but dragon paddles!
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

Now, like most dragons, I prefer to fly rather than swim, because I don't want to risk even temporarily putting my pilot light out. 😉

Then again, I do know a lot of sea creatures and consider many of them my friends, so with that in mind, here are some fish jokes!

What would you call an under water music technician?
A piano tuna!
Then again, you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

What was Dean Martin's big fish hit?
♫That's A Moray!♫

Why did the private detective think something was wrong at the fish factory?
He smelt a rat.

What was Paul Anka's big fish hit?
♫And they call it, Guppy Love...♫

Why did the man ride the dolphin?
For the halibut on porpoise.

Why did the fish ride the dolphin?
Because he missed the bus and was late for school!

Moby Dick was one whale of a novel.

And on that note♪, take care everybody! Have a great week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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