Sunday, August 27, 2017


"Woof!" and you can quote me on that!
Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!

I've just been digging through my files and discovered that it's been a long time since I've quoted any celebrities, so let's correct that mistake and get right to it.

As usual, my comments are in italics afterward.

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."—Franklin P. Jones.
Thomas Jefferson, circa 1800
True, you can't make the grand entrance you planned, but you can raid the snack table without anybody knowing.

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."—Thomas Jefferson, third President of the United States.
I won't dispute Mister Jefferson's words, but I do wonder how he would have done in Vegas.

Winston Churchill
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."—Sir Winston Churchill, former Prime Minister of England.
Which makes you wonder why people are still willing to believe such nonsense after all this time.

"America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked."—David Letterman.
As I was saying...

"We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths."—Walt Disney.
"You unlock this door with the key of imagination..."—Rod Serling, host/creator of The Twilight Zone.
"Space... the final frontier!"—Captain James T. Kirk.
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste."—old United Negro College Fund commercial slogan.
"Folks, let's be honest with each other. The world is what WE make it!"—Autumn the Puppy.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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