Sunday, August 6, 2017


Enjoying the summer! 😁
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
I'm just kicking back, still enjoying my summer vacation from Dragon School. Don't have to be back until after Labor Day (and considering how many people are now stuck working on what used to be a holiday, I can see why they call it that), so let's enjoy some summer puns together.

 I hate people who talk behind my back. They discussed me.

I made a chemistry joke, but got no reaction.

For those who have seen and enjoyed the movies: I put my phone in airplane mode and now it calls
me Shirley.

Alternative facts are an aversion of the truth.

Deja Moo. The feeling you've heard this bull before.

If your feet fall asleep and don't wake up, are they coma toes?

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it is more of a rap.

My favorite allergy song is ♫Blowin' In The Wind♫ by Peter Pollen Mary.

Wish I was there...
Instead of here.

Well, in any event, have a great week folks and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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