SUNDAY FUNNIES: ANIMAL ANTICS (animal jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
As you can see, I'm staying nice and warm this winter with my family inside their people house, which also means I've had to bide my time and wait my turn at the computer. Usually when everyone's asleep and unaware that I even know how to turn the computer on, let alone use it.😉
After all, how do you think I keep up with my Sunday Funnies responsibilities, let alone surf the net to begin with?

Anyway, I've recently dug up some interesting animal facts that I'd like to share with you, and of course: my comments are in italics afterwards.
These are actual, TRUE facts folks! NOT any of that political "fake news" b.s.

An ostrich kick can kill a lion!😯
Now, stop and think about this for a moment folks. The ostrich kick may be strong enough to actually kill the lion, but do you really think the lion is going to sit still and let the ostrich kill it?
That poor lion would go down in history as a laughing stock to the rest of the felines!
"Hey, Fred. Did you hear Roy died?"
"No. How'd it happen? Poachers?"
"No. An ostrich killed him!"
Those lions would be laughing louder than a pack of hyenas after that!

NOT actual size.

A blue whale can consume as many calories in a single mouthful as an average person consumes in roughly 180 days.
Now, I have absolutely no doubt about this whatsoever.
But when was the eating contest to verify this fact held? That is one event I would have loved to attend.

Research shows that many birds have the ability to spontaneously adjust their color so they never go grey with age.
I'm sure a lot of people are envious about this. After all, just think about all the money they would have saved not needing to go to the beauty parlor if they had that ability!

"I caught a mouse!"

Dogs may be able to tell time with their noses. Every hour could smell a little different depending on the wind currents and new odors.
See? Us canines ARE a lot smarter than a lot of people think we are!

"Maybe, but you can't catch mice!" declared the cute little kitten.
"We can too," replied Autumn.
"Oh yeah? What kind of dog are you?" asked the kitten.
"A golden retriever," said Autumn proudly.
"Have you ever retrieved any gold?"
"My owners keep hoping I will, but that's stuff heavy and VERY well guarded by those who already have it. Besides, I don't want to spend the rest of my life in a kennel for stealing."

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.