Sunday, January 28, 2018


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Not sure about things where you are, but it's rainy and miserable where I'm at today, so I'm stuck inside with "Bubblehead" (the human who thinks he's responsible for my well being) making me clean my room.
Of course, if he really was responsible for my well being, he'd give me plenty of Dark Belgosian Chocolate to eat and let me go watch TV while he cleaned this mess himself!

Waxy's special joke file
Anyway, since I am stuck doing this, I've been finding a lot of jokes I haven't used yet, and decided to share some of them with you. Ready?

Do SNAP, CRACKLE, and POP have a twitter account?
I could go for some Rice Krispies Tweets right now.

The best angle to approach any problem is from the try angle.

100 years ago, everybody owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everybody owns a car and only the rich own a horse. This really shows how the stables have turned.

Waxy's Cousin Trey
I just heard that my cousin Trey has become a freak.
Grandma says he grew two more feet!

It wouldn't be a winter holiday without a turkey, a fruit cake, and mixed nuts. But enough about my family.

"Truthfully? I have no comment at the moment," said no politician ever, unless it was to avoid incriminating themselves.

When asked what my New Year's resolution was, I checked my computer monitor and said "1024 x 768, as usual."

19 and 20 got into a fight. 21.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

Waxy Dragon's literary debut was in Finding Waxy by Roger "Bubblehead" Stegman and Nancy A. Hansen, available from Amazon.

Other books in the Companion Dragon series (to date) are A Familiar Name and Copper's Choice; with more volumes planned for the future.

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