Sunday, January 14, 2018


Happy 2018!
Hello Everybody!
Waxy Dragon here winging in the new year, and have I got some great jokes to tell, so let's get right to it!

Have you heard the joke about the bed?
I'd be surprised if you did. It hasn't been made yet.

What's green and has four wheels?
A lizard on roller skates.

When is a door NOT a door?
When it's ajar. 😉

Why did the man have peanut butter in his car?
He was looking for the traffic jam.

"Just grin and bear it honey."
What did the parent buffalo say when its kid left the herd?

Now why don't scarecrows win any awards?
After all, they're outstanding in their field.

Making dad jokes if you're not a father (or a comedian) is a faux pa.
"There's no cheating! You're lion!"

What do zombie vegetarians eat?

Why do they avoid playing games in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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