|Part time watch dog|
Believe it or not, the United States is now on Daylight Saving Time for 2018, so I hope everyone this affects remembered to Spring Forward one hour, despite the fact that it's nowhere near Spring around here yet.
Anyway, I also thought now would be the appropriate time for some jokes.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.
Have you ever noticed that whenever you ask someone throughout the day what time it is, you always get a different answer!
What do you call a belt with a clock on it?
A waist of time.
What time is it when 10 angry animals are chasing you?
Ten to one, or time to run!
How can you make time fly?
Throw the clock out the window!
|Rock around the clock|
It wound up being at tooth-hurty.
Why was the clock all stressed out?
It was too wound up.
What did the second hand say to the hour hand as it passed by?
See you again in a minute.
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What did the whale say to the dolphin in the ocean?
Long time, no sea.
Did you hear about the hungry clock?
It went back four seconds.
And remember, even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless it's digital and the screen is blank. Then it's anybody's guess.
On that note♫, have a great week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.
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