Sunday, March 4, 2018

SUNDAY FUNNIES: POSERS (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

All day long in Dragon School I'm asked questions.
How much is 1 + 1? I thought the teacher already knew that.
What is the capital of Texas? The Letter T. Geez.
Who's on first? The Doctor is in reruns until the new season starts later this year...

Anyway, I'm tired of being asked questions, so I thought I'd ask them for a change. Ready?

A cowboy rides into town on a Friday, stays three days and leaves on a Friday. How is this possible?
His horse is named Friday.🐎

Why did the man stand on a clock?
He wanted to be on time.

What do you call a herd of sheep tumbling down the slope?
A lamb slide.🐑

What did one nut say when chasing another nut?
"I'm gonna cashew!"

What is a cob of corn's favorite holiday?
New Ear's Day.

What kind of shorts do summer storm clouds wear?
Thunderwear.😉

What do you call someone who gets angry when they run out of bread?
Lack toast intolerant.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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