|If I pulled a rope behind me, would I be dragon the line?|
Sometimes when you go to tell a joke, the punch line is so obvious that the listener moans or groans when they don't get it.
With that in mind...
If you want to open a store, I suggest you sell stoves. This will give you a hot range of products.
When you got pennies, you got common cents.
The meaning of OPAQUE, is unclear.
If you really want to get rich running a store, I suggest you get into selling music on vinyl. By the end of the year, you will have record sales....
|Upon closer examination, is it funny?|
I couldn't remember exactly how to throw a boomerang at first, but then it came back to me.
I remember when plastic surgery was taboo.
Now if you mention Botox, no one raises an eyebrow.
The invisible man married the invisible woman. Children have yet to be seen.
I would love to say that comforters are better than quilts, but I refuse to make a blanket statement.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.