Sunday, March 18, 2018


If I pulled a rope behind me, would I be dragon the line?
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Sometimes when you go to tell a joke, the punch line is so obvious that the listener moans or groans when they don't get it.
With that in mind...

If you want to open a store, I suggest you sell stoves. This will give you a hot range of products.

When you got pennies, you got common cents.

The meaning of OPAQUE, is unclear.

If you really want to get rich running a store, I suggest you get into selling music on vinyl. By the end of the year, you will have record sales....
Upon closer examination, is it funny?

I couldn't remember exactly how to throw a boomerang at first, but then it came back to me.

I remember when plastic surgery was taboo.
Now if you mention Botox, no one raises an eyebrow.

The invisible man married the invisible woman. Children have yet to be seen.

I would love to say that comforters are better than quilts, but I refuse to make a blanket statement.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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