Sunday, June 24, 2018


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Dragon School is out for summer vacation and I'm home kicking back and relaxing, so I just thought I'd share some of my excess jokes from this past season while I clean out my joke file. Ready?

♫Sweet dreams of summer...♫
What do you get when you cross a four leaf clover🍀 with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.

Why was the math teacher late?
He took the rhombus.

A biologist recently produced immortal frogs🐸 by removing their vocal cords. Now they can't croak.

I think the word OPINION looks like the word ONION and that is my  opONION. In my oponion this is a good punonion.

Waxy's special joke file 😉
Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.
It was such a nice jester!

The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working. No explanation. It doesn't make cents.

I just sold my homing pigeon on E-bay... for the 22 time.

What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham rock.

Why are horses🐴 in such great shape?
Because they're on a stable diet.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody! Take it easy, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.🐲

No comments: