Dragon School is out for summer vacation and I'm home kicking back and relaxing, so I just thought I'd share some of my excess jokes from this past season while I clean out my joke file. Ready?
|♫Sweet dreams of summer...♫|
A rash of good luck.
Why was the math teacher late?
He took the rhombus.
A biologist recently produced immortal frogs🐸 by removing their vocal cords. Now they can't croak.
I think the word OPINION looks like the word ONION and that is my opONION. In my oponion this is a good punonion.
|Waxy's special joke file 😉|
It was such a nice jester!
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working. No explanation. It doesn't make cents.
I just sold my homing pigeon on E-bay... for the 22 time.
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham rock.
Why are horses🐴 in such great shape?
Because they're on a stable diet.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody! Take it easy, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.🐲