Waxy, calm down. We're trying to have our annual Christmas party.
Without Belgosian Dark Chocolate?
|Caught in the middle|
Well, I love 💖working here, so the money's never mattered. Just don't lie to me and say there will be Belgosian Dark Chocolate when there isn't.
What is it with you and that stuff anyway?
WHAT? If you haven't had any, you haven't lived! Belgosian Dark Chocolate is THE chocolate of the multiverse. So highly respected throughout the Elsewheres that many worlds use it as their monetary standard. Why...
(and then keeps talking about her favorite subject: Belgosian Dark Chocolate.)
Now I know what David Seville goes through dealing with Alvin and the Chipmunks.
In any event folks, while we party, here are some yuletide yuks...
What did the elf use to make himself taller?
|♫A very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year|
Let's hope it's a good one, without any fear♫
They did an Arctic survey.
It was called the north poll.
What do you get when you cross a snowman⛄ with a vampire?
What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?
Why is it cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrr!
What do reindeer 🦌 say before telling a joke?
This one will sleigh you !
Who is Santa Claus🎅' wife?
And on that note♫, it's time to pass out the presents🎁 folks.
Here's yours Autumn.
Oh boy! A new chew🍖 toy! 😊
And Waxy, here's your present...🎁
OH! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 😲
BELGOSIAN DARK CHOCOLATE! 🍫
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 😃
Boy, for a baby dragon, she sure gives strong hugs! I'm surprised I'm still breathing!
Okay folks. The ladies will be off until 2019, but I'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies! Hope you enjoy your holiday and share it with the ones you love.
Lee Houston, Junior
Editor-In-Chief, The Free Choice E-zine.