Sunday, December 16, 2018

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WORDY PUNS & VOWEL PLAY

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

To be broke is to be POOR.
To serve water is to POUR.
Body acne is a clogged PORE.

♫Oh what magic in a word we found by switching the letters around.♫—From The Flintstones' song "Yabba-Dabba-Dabba-Dabba-Doo" by Hoagy Carmichael from the episode: "The Hit Song Writers".

Or in other words, let's have some pun! Ready?

Most people write CONGRATS because they don't know how to spell congrajulashions.
Congratulayshuns.
Congratulei...
GOOD JOB! 😁

When you can't sleep, what idiot called it INSOMNIA and not RESISTING A REST?💤😪😴

He won the late chess game after dark by pinning his opponent's King with the men on horses.
It was a good knight.♞

For solitude: ♫Oh give me a zone, where there ain't no cell phones, and the service is out of range.♫

What kind of dinosaur has a lot of car accidents?
T-wrecks.

Can anyone tie a rope using telekinesis?
I thought knot.

If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you're independent.

Let he who is without pun, cast the first groan.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody, but be sure to be back here next weekend when Autumn the Puppy and I host our annual Christmas Party edition of The Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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