To be broke is to be POOR.
To serve water is to POUR.
Body acne is a clogged PORE.
♫Oh what magic in a word we found by switching the letters around.♫—From The Flintstones' song "Yabba-Dabba-Dabba-Dabba-Doo" by Hoagy Carmichael from the episode: "The Hit Song Writers".
Or in other words, let's have some pun! Ready?
Most people write CONGRATS because they don't know how to spell congrajulashions.
GOOD JOB! 😁
When you can't sleep, what idiot called it INSOMNIA and not RESISTING A REST?💤😪😴
He won the late chess game after dark by pinning his opponent's King with the men on horses.
It was a good knight.♞
For solitude: ♫Oh give me a zone, where there ain't no cell phones, and the service is out of range.♫
What kind of dinosaur has a lot of car accidents?
Can anyone tie a rope using telekinesis?
I thought knot.
If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you're independent.
Let he who is without pun, cast the first groan.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody, but be sure to be back here next weekend when Autumn the Puppy and I host our annual Christmas Party edition of The Sunday Funnies!—wd.