Sunday, December 16, 2018


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

To be broke is to be POOR.
To serve water is to POUR.
Body acne is a clogged PORE.

♫Oh what magic in a word we found by switching the letters around.♫—From The Flintstones' song "Yabba-Dabba-Dabba-Dabba-Doo" by Hoagy Carmichael from the episode: "The Hit Song Writers".

Or in other words, let's have some pun! Ready?

Most people write CONGRATS because they don't know how to spell congrajulashions.

When you can't sleep, what idiot called it INSOMNIA and not RESISTING A REST?💤😪😴

He won the late chess game after dark by pinning his opponent's King with the men on horses.
It was a good knight.♞

For solitude: ♫Oh give me a zone, where there ain't no cell phones, and the service is out of range.♫

What kind of dinosaur has a lot of car accidents?

Can anyone tie a rope using telekinesis?
I thought knot.

If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you're independent.

Let he who is without pun, cast the first groan.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody, but be sure to be back here next weekend when Autumn the Puppy and I host our annual Christmas Party edition of The Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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