Sunday, December 2, 2018


I think, therefore I joke.
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
I just looked at the calendar and discovered it's already DECEMBER! Can you believe it? 😲
Anyway, I've been learning quite a lot in Dragon School so far this year, especially in Science.
What? You thought dragons only believed in magic?
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."—Arthur C. Clarke.
See, Autumn the Puppy isn't the only one who can do the brainy stuff!
Anyway, it's time for some science based jokes!

MEDICINE: Did you hear about the doctor who won't rest until he finds a cure for insomnia?
Boy, is he tired!

LOGISTICS: Why does a room full of married people seem so empty?
Because there isn't a single person there.

ECONOMICS: When it comes to debt, a canary cannot handle a big bill, but a pelican.

BIOLOGY: After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.

ASTROPHYSICS: One Astronaut said to another, "I can't find milk for my coffee."
The second Astronaut replied, "In space, no one can. Here, use Cream."

PSYCHOLOGY: I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
It is called Fe Fi Phobia.

ELECTRONICS: Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?
Because he could not resistor.

PHILOSOPHY: If at first you succeed, try not to look so astonished.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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