Sunday, February 24, 2019


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Well, another Punday is upun us and I'm just hear to share the pun with you.
If you haven't figured out what the theme of today's Punday Funnies are, too late! Because here they come...

I tried to catch some fog🌁, but I mist.

A dinosaur with quite a vocabulary is a thesaurus.

It's pointless to use a broken pencil.✏

I once stayed up all night to see where the sun🌞 went. Then it dawned on me.😎

This girl👧 said she recognized me from the Vegetarian Club, but I never met herbivore.
Besides, like any young kid, those that know me REALLY well know how I feel about vegetables!

I once read a book📗 about anti-gravity.
It was so exciting I couldn't put it down.
Then again, since I'm able to fly...

In Dragon🐉 School🏫, we're supposed to be taking a field trip to a soda factory soon.
I hope there's no pop quiz afterward.
Then again, why can't we go to a real field and just hang out for awhile?

I know a man who didn't like his new beard until it grew on him.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
But that clock has nothing on me. I'm still trying to coax tenths out of Bubblehead, the human I live with.

I wondered why the baseball⚾ was getting bigger in the sky.
Then it hit me.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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