Sunday, April 21, 2019


Hello every bunny!
It's your old friend E.B. the Easter Bunny here, bringing everyone some fun Easter jokes.
I've been told that your regular hostesses, Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon, have the holiday off to be with their families.
If you had to work today, unless you're in the military, law enforcement, fire prevention, or medical industries; shame on your employers!

Anyway, these are the yolks, folks!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How do wet bunnies dry themselves after they take a bath or shower?
With a hare dryer!

You know your diet isn't going well when your eggs are from Cadbury!

What did the rabbit🐰 say to the carrot🥕?
It’s been nice gnawing you!

How do bunnies stay fit?
With eggs-ercise and hare-robics!

What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestial!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
Currently, it's Rabbit Downey Junior, but of course Bugs Bunny always takes the carrot cake paws down.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
The Easter Barney.

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!

"Everybody Bunny Hop!"
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!

What do you call a group of rabbits marching backward?
A receding hare line!

What is the bunny motto?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."

What do you call a rabbit who performs stand up comedy?
A funny bunny!

Why is the letter A like a flower?💮
A bee always comes after it.

What's long and stylish and full of cats?🐱😸😺
The Easter Purrade!🙀

What is the end of Easter?
The letter R.

And on that note♫ it's been fun folks!
As usual, I'm gonna hop home, kick back, relax, hang out with my peeps🐣🐤🐥, and take a well deserved carrot🥕 break before I start planning things for next Easter.


The Sunday Funnies will return next weekend.

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