Now, it may sound like I'm quoting Game of Thrones, more correctly known as Volume 1 of the A Song of Ice and Fire Saga (and when is George R. R. Martin going to finish that series?) but it's true that Winter IS coming!
So like any good dog, I'm out in my backyard securing my bones🦴🦴🦴 for the winter.
Of course, my people have taken objection to this for some reason I've yet to fathom.
Hey, they've got banks for their money and other valuables, so until there is some other place safe to stash my bones, all I have is the backyard.
Anyway, while taking care of my bone collection, I've dug up some good jokes too.
Ready?
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| Autumn's backyard. |
Researchers have finally crossed a chicken🐔 with a banjo.🪕 They now have a chicken that will pluck itself. 😬
Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
You know it's time to clean the refrigerator when something inside closes the door after you're done.😕
Why do humans yell at us dogs whenever we're on the furniture but nobody complains that humans and their recliners go way back?
Anyway, my people are dragging me back into the house now while they fix their yard.
I still don't know what's wrong with it, but they better not touch any of my bones! 🦴🦴
In any event, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies as Waxy Dragon and I team up for our annual Halloween 🎃hi-jinks.—AtP.
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