Sunday, October 27, 2019


Hello Everybody! Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here in costume as we celebrate HALLOWEEN! ๐ŸŽƒ
Yes, we know it isn't until the 31st, although some people are trying to change that.
Chesapeke, Virginia is even regulating WHO can go Trick or Treating and WHEN!
But we here at The Free Choice E-zine are more interested in having fun...
Yes, and treats. So let's get right to this year's jokes!

Best Halloween prank to play on Zombies, Vampires, Mummies, Ghosts, and the rest of the "undead"?
Get them a Live Alert™ bracelet!
Then, if they ever get a life, it will alert them.
But even though it will never activate, they can't say you didn't give them anything!๐Ÿ˜‰

Where did the mommy ghost take the baby ghost?๐Ÿ‘ป
To the day scare center!

What did the skeleton bring to the potluck dinner?
Spare ribs!

What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Wrap music!

What plants like Halloween the most?

Why did the police officer๐Ÿ‘ฎ ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn't have a haunting license!

Why do vampires use mouthwash?
They have bat breath!๐Ÿฆ‡

What do you call a skeleton that refuses to help you do anything?
Lazy Bones.

Want to know what you'll find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie!

What is a goblin's favorite type of cheese?

Why was the witch late for the party?
She lost her witch-watch!

What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?
Count Spatula!
Pumpkin Pi!
How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?๐ŸŽƒ
With a pumpkin patch!

Why did the scarecrow stand-up comedian fail?
Because all his jokes were corny!

How do you unlock a door on Halloween?
With a spoo-key!

Who's the world's best skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones!

What do you call a tired monster after Halloween?
The Grim Sleeper!

And on that note, we hope everyone has a safe and HAPPY HALLOWEEN, regardless of when you get to celebrate it.
Take care, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!wd & AtP.

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