Sunday, December 8, 2019


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Now normally about this time of year I'd be sharing my letter to SantaπŸŽ… with you folks, but I've come to realize that should be a private matter between me and Mister Claus.
Then again, I'm already a happy baby dragon so other than wanting some crayonsπŸ– & all the Belgosian Dark Chocolate🍫 I can get, what else is there to ask for?
Waxy's drawing of "Bubblehead"
Okay, maybe a more understanding Bubblehead, but that goes without saying.
Granted, humans are kind of hard to understand. I know all of you don't always get each other. Even the most learned dragons sometimes have to stop, scratch their heads and go "HUH?"

For those who came in late, Bubblehead is my nickname for the human I live with. After all, I am a COMPANION dragon.
We look out for each other the best we can.
But it isn't always easy.
The FIRST load!

The other day Bubblehead asked me to help with the laundry.
Considering I don't wear any clothing besides the occasional bib (we have a long standing argument debate over whether I'm a messy eater or he's a messy cook), at first I was puzzled when he asked me to gather my wash.
Then he explained that he wanted the sheet and pillowcases from my bedπŸ›.
Okay, easy peasy, so I brought them to him.
THEN he told me that he wanted the sheet OFF the mattress and the cases OFF the pillows because he was just going to wash the linen, NOT the bed and pillows too.
Considering how hard it was for this baby dragon to drag that big mattress to the laundry room, why he didn't just say that in the first place?

Anyway, just as he was about to put the detergent into the machine, Bubblehead got a phone call he needed to take and asked me to "Please put a cup⛾ of detergent into the washer. Then press the start button. The machine will do the rest," Bubblehead said as he walked away, talking into his cellphone.πŸ“±
Seemed simple enough, right?
HOWEVER... I couldn't find a cup!πŸ₯€
I wound up having to go get one from the kitchen, but otherwise I did EXACTLY what I was told and to make a long story short...
The end result!
Turns out the little CAP on top of the laundry detergent bottle was the CUP I was supposed to use!
Why Bubblehead didn't explain this to me to begin with...

So now I'm trying to help clean up this mess while listening to Bubblehead explain what I did wrong.

I've got to be VERY careful now or else I'm gonna wind up on Santa'sπŸŽ… Naughty List by the end of the day.
In any event, take care everybody. Have a good week and please be back here again next time for more Sunday Funnies!wd.

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