Sunday, December 22, 2019


Waxy Dragon
Autumn the Puppy in winter
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here, along with our esteemed Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior for The Free Choice E-zine's annual Sunday Funnies Christmas๐ŸŽ„ Party!

Thanks for inviting me ladies.
Well, it wouldn't be Christmas without the ENTIRE Free Choice E-zine staff.
Besides, someone has to pay for everything.
Moving right along...
As you can see, we've got our tree all decorated.
There's good music playing.
Our Tree. No L, ♫Noel♫
With plenty of sources available for ♫The Grinch Song♫, ♫Linus and Lucy♫, ♫Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.♫๐ŸฆŒ
♫I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas♫, ♫Susie Snowflake❄♫, ♫I Want A Hippopotamus๐Ÿฆ› For Christmas♫.
And some of my personal favorites like ♫Have A Holly Jolly Christmas♫ and ♫The Chipmunk Song.♫
Did Alvin ever get his hula hoop?
And let's not forget why we're here every Sunday...


Did you hear that Santa๐ŸŽ… had to fire one of his sons?
He was an Insubordinate Claus.

Unfortunately I just got the start of all my holiday bills today.
Does anyone know some good recipes for water?

What do you call that rare kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an elf ๐Ÿงwearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?๐Ÿ›ท
Nothing. It was on the house!๐Ÿก

Why don’t crabs๐Ÿฆ€ celebrate Christmas?๐ŸŽ„
Because they’re shell-fish.

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night.๐Ÿ˜‰

And on that note
We kid because we can pause to laugh.
But while we know the world ๐ŸŒŽisn't always the greatest, it's the only one we've got!
So make the most out of every moment of every day!
Everyone here at The Free Choice E-zine wishes you and yours the merriest of the holiday season.

Take care, be safe, and please return next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!
AtP, wd, lhjr.

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