SUNDAY FUNNIES: TECH TALK

Smarter than I look!

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here.
Now I like to think I’m tech savy. After all, here I am, a canine on the Internet!
Yet, I do have my problems with the computer💻 age too.
After all, I have to wait until either the house is empty or none of my people are around to get online to begin with.
If they knew I was able to surf the web, they’d probably start taking my “share” of the Internet provider service fees out of my dog food budget.

I don’t have a cellphone.📵
I mean, who do I have to call?

My last computer

When I do have to contact someone, I just simply bark at them.
Besides, I’m a puppy.
How am I supposed to afford a phone, let alone a service plan to begin with?

Anyway, I’m not as bad as some people.
I mean, I’m not always signing my name as Autumn@—
And I’m not typing "com" after every period when using the computer.com.

My doghouse isn’t wired in or equipped with the latest and greatest tech.
Besides, as rapidly as things are improving in that field, your new purchase would probably be obsolete by the time you got it home from the store and operational.

Please, no paw prints.

If I wore eyeglasses👓, there wouldn’t be an image of a web site burned in on the lenses.
Then again, a dog with glasses would look pretty silly to begin with.

My bookmarks don’t take at least 15 minutes to scroll from the top to the bottom of the list.

Whenever I sit, I don’t have a laptop occupying my lap.
I mean, dogs don’t have laps to begin with!

So I guess I’ve got it pretty good compared to others.
Hmmm…
I wonder what’s streaming right now?

In any event, have a great week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—AtP.