I'm just chillin' between naps and want to entertain you with some well chosen jokes.
What does a cat say after making a joke?
Did you know that Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch?
Yeti never complains.
Exercise wise I’m not very good at push-ups and pull-ups, but I'm an expert at yawns, long stretches, and mess-ups!
Did you hear about the guy who, tired of saying the brand name, reprogrammed his voice activated Smart System to respond to the name “COMPUTER”?
Things were going well until he watched STAR TREK and half way through the episode, his house started firing photon torpedoes!
Now what I want to know is, how much did that upgrade cost to begin with?😉
They say you learn from your mistakes. That's why I'm making as many as I can to be a genius.
Are some people really birds in disguise?
You think I'm dumb asking that question?
Then explain Twitter to me!
Records and Cassette Tapes had an “A” side and a “B” side, so it was logical for their successor to be the “CD.”
But if I have to explain what Records and Cassette Tapes were...
Did you hear about the man who had to quit his construction job because he wasn't strong enough?
He turned in his too weak notice.
And on that note♫, before I go, I've been asked to let everyone know that next weekend Autumn the Puppy will be here celebrating PI 𝛑 Day since next Sunday is March 14 (3.14).
Hmm... I wonder if my favorite—Catnip Meringue—is on the menu?
In any event, have a good week.
And please be back next time for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.