Sunday, June 13, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: JUST A LAZY AFTERNOON (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
It's a gorgeous day in my neck of the woods.
The sun🌞 is shining. There's a cool, gentle breeze and I'm outside sitting in my doghouse enjoying the warmth on my fur and just lazily watching the world go by at the moment.🌄
"Hello World." 😉
Hope things and the weather are all right where you are.
In any event it's Sunday, so let's see what jokes I can dig up. Ready?

Do Song birds🐦🐦 get angry at Hummingbirds for not knowing the words?

You have two horses🐎🐎. One inside a fence, the other outside.
Which one is singing, “Don’t fence me in.”?
Neither. Horses can’t sing.

What type of clothes do houses🏠🏡 wear?
Addresses.

If you receive an email about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s Spam!😉

In any office, a clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Traffic is only good for one thing, being a fantastic scapegoat.
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was a mess."
"Sorry I wasn't here yesterday but traffic was backed up for miles on the freeway."
Come to think of it, I don't work or drive, so why am I worried about traffic to begin with? 

In the Popeye series, J. Wellington Wimpy always says "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger🍔 today."
But have you ever noticed that absolutely NO ONE EVER SEES HIM ON TUESDAY?

You say that there's life without Facebook and Internet?
Really? Send me the link.
In all seriousness though, I think I'm gonna just kick back and relax now so take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back next weekend as I team up with Piper D. Katt for our annual Father's Day Salute on The Sunday Funnies!AtP.

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