Sunday, June 6, 2021


Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here.
Man, is it hot outside.
How hot is it?
You could probably cook a meal without using a grill or other equipment right now, but then again, who wants dirt and grass in their food? 
In any event, I'm glad I'm an indoor cat with air conditioning and all the other comforts my people provide.
Yes I know there are other cats, animals, and even people out there not as fortunate as meow.
But what can I do to help them?
I'm just one lone feline and this is the Sunday Funnies, not Piper's Soapbox Podium.
Maybe I can tell some hot jokes to help everyone keep cool. Ready?

Why is it when you're tired at night, everything is funny but when you're tired in the morning, nothing is funny.

 A fashion designer went out West to learn about the clothing worn there. He asked a cowboy🤠, “Why do you wear that big hat?”
“To keep the sun off my face during the day,” the man replied.
“Why do you wear that vest?”
“That is to keep me warm at night or in the cold winds.”
“Why do you wear those chaps?” the designer asked.
 “That is to protect my legs when the horse goes through brush.”
“Why do you wear tennis shoes?”
“So you can tell us cowboys apart from the truck drivers.”
"Good grief!"

Those who hate speeding tickets, raise your right foot.

I hate people who brag about their phobias.
I’ve got a fear of heights, but I don’t go shouting about it from the rooftops.

There is that look people have when they tell you that they love you despite all your flaws, and you didn't even know you had any.

If you feel like you're losing everything, remember that trees🌲🌳 lose their leaves every year and still stand tall as they wait for better days.

So on that note♫, have a good week everybody!
Take care.
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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