SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL 2025

Hello Everybody!

Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we present The Sunday Funnies' annual Back to School Salute!

That's right Piper.

This is something we wait until the first Sunday after Labor Day here in America to do because our Editor-In-Chief is old enough to remember when school didn't start until the Tuesday after Labor Day and ended for the year the Friday before Memorial Day that next May.

Yeah. Nowadays most schools here in America start sometime in August and don't get out until June of the following year, depending upon their curriculum.

In any event, it's joke time!

There is a thin line between numerator and denominator.

I bet only a fraction of you get this. 😉

Pizzas🍕 are round, put in square boxes and served in triangular slices.

Who says you don’t need math as an adult?

Do you know how many apples🍎🍏 grow on an apple tree?

All of them.

The first folks who came across fog must have been mystified.

I tried to draw a cube in art, but had a mental block.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and just can't put it down.

When writing, remember to close the parenthesis.

You are not air conditioning or heating an entire paragraph.

The Space Program should use LINUX in their computers because you shouldn’t open Windows in outer space.

My brother went off to join a Mime school, never to be heard from again. 

I'm old enough to remember when health and safety was taught in school.

It was called Common Sense.

So on that note♫, have a great week!

Take care.

STAY SAFE!

Stay in school and learn something! Education is a right, not a privilege.

And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK & KC.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL 2023

Piper D. Katt

Hello Everybody! 

Koda Canine

Today you have BOTH Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we present our annual Back To School salute!

That's right Piper. While most schools have already been back in session since sometime in late August, we here at The Free Choice E-zine are traditionalists in the fact that schools used to never start their new year until the Tuesday after Labor Day.

But whenever we book this event, it always means there are some fun filled School themed jokes for our readers. Ready?

There is a thin line between numerator and denominator.

I bet only a fraction of our audience gets this. 😼

What school do you have to drop out of in order to graduate?

Sky Diving School!🪂

We learn from history that we do not, in fact, learn from history.

Those who don’t learn from history, are destined to repeat it.

Those who learn from history must suffer through watching others repeat it.

You know what is odd to me?

All numbers not divisible by two. 

What did the mother buffalo🐃 say to her son as he left for school?

Bison.

What are a snake's🐍 favorite school subjects?

All snakes like Hissstory, SSScience, and SSSocial SSStudiesss; but Adders also like Math.

The college professor noticed one of his tests came back with a $100 bill attached and a note saying he could keep one dollar for every point earned.

The professor sent the test back to the student with $64 change.

How come, whenever the teacher springs a pop quiz on the class, there's no actual soda involved?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Because it was always sweeping during class!

Why do magicians do so well in school?

Because they’re good at trick questions.

Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?

Because she had bright students!😎

"Does anyone know when King John signed the Magna Carta?" asked the teacher.

"1215," answered a student.

Another student looked up at the wall clock🕐 and said, "Wow! That was just a half hour ago!"

A Science teacher was introducing her elementary class to the planets in our solar system. "And there is still ongoing talks as to whether or not Pluto is actually a planet."

"I thought it was a cartoon dog," replied one student.

What did the skunk🦨 say to his parents when he needed help with his homework?

"This doesn't make any scents to me."

WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

An education isn't just a privilege, but a right. There are students longing for the chance to learn while those in power try to dictate who can go to school, let alone what the teachers are allowed to say.

Don't throw away your right to an education.

GO LEARN SOMETHING TODAY!--PDK and KC.

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL 2022

WHAT obedience school?

I think, therefore I meow

 HELLO EVERYBODY!

Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we present our annual Back To School Sunday Funnies!

That's right Piper. Now we know that schools have already resumed classes for the new semester by now, but back a long time before either of your hosts were around, most schools traditionally didn't start until the Tuesday after Labor Day, so The Free Choice E-zine schedules our Back School Salute for the first Sunday AFTER Labor Day.

Kind of a long winded explanation, but you folks get the point. And now it's time for the jokes!

How did Ben Franklin🪁 feel about discovering electricity?

He was shocked.

Does a student doing stand up comedy while working their way through medical school leave you in stitches?

I was asked what the ninth letter in the alphabet was.

It was a complete guess, but I was right. 

What table has no legs?

A multiplication table. 

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Math-achussets.

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Because it had ‘acute’ angles

Why is the teacher wearing sunglasses in class?

Because the students are so bright.😎

What’s the smartest letter of the alphabet?

The Ys (wise, but if you have to explain a joke...)

Why do the students wear glasses during math class?

To improve their di-VISION.

Forty may be the new sixty when discussing ages, but nine is the new midnight when discussing curfews.

So on that note♫, let us take a minute to thank all the teachers and other educational professionals out there.

You folks have it ruff rough because of a lot of stuff out there that shouldn't be happening but without you, our children's future wouldn't be as bright.

That's right! So thank you from the bottom of our hearts!

Take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

Have a great week and one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL 2021

D-O-G. DOG.

C-A-T. CAT.

 Hello Everybody!

Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Piper D. Katt here as we do our annual Back To School Salute!

That’s right Autumn. Now in classic days, or at least before 1980, most schools did not resume classes until the Tuesday after Labor Day each year. Yet now with all the “Teachers In Service” and other agenda items, students could be back in as early as mid-August.

In any event, hopefully everyone goes back to learn the important things in life.

Like avoiding the “Mystery Meat” in the cafeteria?

Yeah, along with reading, writing, arithmetic, and much more.

But this wouldn’t be Sunday without some funnies, so here they are!

As her son returned from the first day of the school, she asked, “What did you learn today?”

“Not enough,” he replied. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”

Why was school much easier for cave people?

Because there wasn't much history to study!😉

60 might be the new 90 when it comes to age, but 9 is the new midnight when it comes to curfews.

Where do you learn to make a banana🍌 split?

In Sundae🍨 school.

Do Snakes🐍🐍 go to Charm School?

Do they study Hisstory?

History???

ARITHMETIC: When it comes to math, I’m happy with being 90% right. I don’t care about the other 5%.

ASTRONOMY: Venus Williams, Freddy Mercury and Bruno Mars met once at a grocery store but they didn’t planet that way.

Are magicians🧙🧙 good students because they're great at trick questions?

Are rulers📏📏 the royalty of all school supplies?

Teacher: "Give me a sentence beginning with "I".

Student: "I is...."

Teacher: "Stop there. You need to begin with I am".

Student: "Okay...I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: "What is the shortest month?"

Student: "May. It only has three letters." 

Although the Teacher was probably looking for February because it has only 28 days, except in Leap Year.

And on that note♫ take care everybody! Have a great week!

STAY SAFE! 😷

And one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—AtP and PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL 2018

Hello Everybody! Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here as we present our annual salute to Back To School.

That's right Autumn. While many schools were already back in session before now, the traditional start of the school year (and when Dragon School begins) used to be the Tuesday after Labor Day, which is why we wait until the following Sunday to present this routine.

So, without further adieu...

Wait a second Autumn. I don't have it.

Have what?

The adieu. I thought you were supposed to bring the adieu.

That just means we're starting without further delay.

Oh. Then let's get on with it!

(Autumn sighs as the jokes begin...)😞

How come, whenever the teacher springs a pop quiz on the class, there's no actual soda involved?

When Luke came home from his first day of school, his mother asked, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” Luke replied. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”

Why was school easier for cave people?
Because there was no history to study!📅

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!

Why do magicians do so well in school?
Because they’re good at trick questions.

Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Because she had bright students!😎

AND NOW, SCHOOL BOOKS WE HAVE YET TO SEE PUBLISHED...
“The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class.
“High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss.
“When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings.🔔

And on that note♫, until King Arthur goes to knight school, have a great week everybody and please join one of us again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & wd.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL 2016 (misc. jokes)

Obedience School Dropout

Resumes Dragon School September 6th

Hello Everybody!
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here because, believe it or not, a lot of students either already have or are about to start a new school year!

I know Dragon School follows a more traditional calendar and resumes the day after Labor Day. Then again, we don't have as many "Teachers In Service" and other holidays during the school year that a lot of humans get. We still have the majors: Thanksgiving, Christmas/Winter/New Year's, etc.; but you get the idea.

In any event, we've put our heads together and are proud to present a nice collection of school themed jokes. Ready?

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She could not control her pupils.


WHY PUNCTUATION MATTERS.
Some people find inspiration in cooking their family and dogs.
Others find inspiration in cooking, their family, and dogs.
Use punctuation so you don't sound like a sick person!

What fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na.
Sixteen sodium atoms entered a restaurant, followed by Batman.
Think about it!

Have you ever wondered about Algebra?
Y do we have to find X when Algebra keeps misplacing it?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
That should be "to whom".

Helium walks into a restaurant and the waiter said, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve noble gasses."
The Helium didn't react.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"He He."
I would make another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

And on that note♫, enjoy school and LEARN!
Meanwhile, please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & wd.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL 2015

Hello all you lucky people! Today you have BOTH Autumn the
Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here as we present our annual Back To School joke-a-thon for 2015.
It may seem weird to be posting Back To School and Education themed jokes now, considering that in a lot of places school has been back in session since sometime in August. However, we at The Free Choice E-zine are traditionalists, remembering those more innocent times when school didn't start until the Tuesday after Labor Day; and considering this is the first Sunday after that...
In other words, here are the jokes folks!

What did the skunk say to his parents when he needed help with his homework?
This doesn't make any scents to me.

"By the way, is it the S or the C in scent that's silent?" asked Waxy.
"Does it matter? A Skunk by any other name would still smell," replied Autumn.

"Does anyone know when King John signed the Magna Carta?" asked the teacher.
"1215," answered a student.
Another student looked up at the wall clock and said, "Wow! That was just a half hour ago!"

In the Teacher's Lounge, one teacher looked up from her newspaper and said, "It says here that Elvis Presley only got a 'C' in his 8th Grade Music class."
Another teacher replied, "That must have left his parents all shook up."

Pluto

A Science teacher was introducing her elementary class to the planets in our solar system. "And there is still ongoing talks as to whether or not Pluto is actually a planet."
"I thought it was a cartoon dog," replied one student.

"What is the most popular sentence in school?" Waxy asked Autumn.
"I don't know," replied Autumn.
"Correct," said Waxy.
"Huh?" said Autumn.
"I don't know is the most popular sentence in school," explained Waxy.
"Oh. I thought he was on Third Base for Abbott and Costello," said Autumn.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?

Because his pupils were so bright!

A child came home from school and his parent asked, "What did you learn today?"
The child replied, "Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!"

And on that note, have a great week everybody and one of us will be back here next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—AtP and WD.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: SCHOOL DAZE 2014 (BACK TO SCHOOL JOKES)

One smart baby dragon!

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
I've just finished my first week at Dragon School for the new school year, and I'm learning a lot.
How to fly properly. How to use my dragon flame properly. How to work a can opener when my companion doesn't give me enough to eat...

Anyway, since just about every student is or is about to be back to school themselves, let's have some school themed jokes!

Is it crowded up there or what?

In math, the teacher says there is (supposedly) 293 ways to make change for a U.S. Dollar. I can only think of one. Exchange it between the teacher's hand and mine.

What school do you have to drop out of in order to graduate?
Sky Diving School!

We all know the alphabet goes from A to Z. But what goes from Z to A?
A zebra.

What is smarter than a talking horse?
A spelling bee!

What did the mother buffalo say to her son as he left for school?
Bison.

What are a snake's favorite school subjects?
All snakes like Hissstory, SSScience, and SSSocial SSStudiesss; but Adders also like Math.

The college professor noticed one of his tests came back with a $100 bill attached and a note saying he could keep one dollar for every point earned. The professor sent the test back to the student with $64 change.

When asked what they liked about school, one child answered "When we're out."

image courtesy of google

But I don't think the kid quite grasped the concept.
An education isn't just a privilege, but a right. There are students in other countries longing for the chance to learn while those in power try to dictate who can go to school, let alone what the teachers are allowed to say.
Don't throw away your right to an education.
GO LEARN SOMETHING TODAY!--wd.



The Sunday Funnies will return next weekend. Have a great week everybody!

SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL! (2013)

Teacher's pet?

Teacher's other pet?

Hello everybody! Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here with our annual Back to School edition of The Sunday Funnies!
"Of course, parents started celebrating the moment their children went back," said Waxy, "but we're here now to tell you some great jokes on the subject. Ready?"

"If a man had four horses but only three stalls, what would he do to protect the fourth horse?" asked the teacher.
"Give him to me," replied the girl in the back row. "I've always wanted a pony!"

"Guess what dad?" said his son, trying to put a positive spin on things. "You won't have to buy me new textbooks this year. I'm in the same classes all over again!"

Education, original format (image via Google)

Teacher: "How much would your father have to pay if he owed ten percent of a $500 (US Dollars) bill to the
mechanic and $400 to the electric company?"
Student: "Nothing. He'd skip town first."

If you have a substitute teacher, do the lessons still count?

Mother: "What did you have for lunch at school today?"
Student: "We don't know. The lab tests haven't come back yet."

What is a snake's favorite school subject?
Hiss-story.

Sadly, taking a ladder to school will not help you achieve a higher education.

AUTUMN: "What is the most popular sentence at school?"
WAXY: "I don't know."
AUTUMN: "Correct!"

And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--AtP and WD.