Sunday, April 17, 2022

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HOPPY EASTER 2022

Hello every bunny!
It's your old friend E.B. the Easter Bunny here, bringing everyone some fun Easter jokes.
Don't worry. Not only have I gotten great at stealth deliveries, I've been EXTRA careful the last couple of years because of that bad pandemic going around.
I had my mask and gloves on during the entire trip.

Anyway your regular hosts, Piper D. Katt and Koda Canine, have the holiday off to be with their families.
If you had to work today, unless you're in the military, law enforcement, fire prevention, or the medical industries; shame on your employers!

And especially to those folks in the medical field, we tip our bonnets to you!
Anyway, these are the yolks, folks!

"Everybody Bunny Hop!" πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡
How do wet bunnies dry themselves after they take a bath or shower?
With a hare dryer!

What do you call a group of rabbits marching backward?
A receding hare line!

What is the bunny motto?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."

What do you call a rabbit who performs stand up comedy?
A funny bunny!

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter Egg a joke?
It might crack up.

You know your diet isn't going well when all your eggs are from Cadbury!

What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestial!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How do bunnies stay fit?
With eggs-ercise and hare-robics!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one. After that it’s not empty anymore!

What did the rabbit🐰 say to the carrotπŸ₯•?
It’s been nice gnawing you!

What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an “i” where the “t” is.

How does Easter end?
With an “R”!

What am I the day after Easter?
Eggshausted! πŸ˜‰

So on that note♫ it's been fun folks!
As usual I'm gonna hop home, kick back, relax, hang out with the Mrs., the family and my peeps🐣🐀πŸ₯ and take a well deserved carrotπŸ₯• break before I start planning things for next Easter.

Don't worry though.
While I can't say exactly when, things WILL get better.πŸ˜€
Until then, STAY STRONG, STAY SAFE😷, and HOPPY EASTER EVER BUNNY!eb.🐰

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