SUNDAY FUNNIES: TIME ON MY PAWS—NO TIME FOR HUMANS?

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

Now one thing I've had plenty of chances to study is Human Beings.

Yes, you folks.

After all, you don't think I'm sitting on that window sill sleeping EVERY time you see me, do you?😼

One thing I have figured out is that a lot of you don't seem to like going to work every day.

Having never had a job outside the house in all of my nine lives to date, I don't know whether or not that's good or bad, let alone justified.

I do know that somebody has to go out and earn my cat food and kitty litter because even if it was safe for me to go buy them myself, no store I'm aware of accepts dead mice as currency or will trade old litter for unused.

ANYWAY, I'm a pretty observant cat, and here's a few things I've noticed about Humans and their work weeks...

Despite what any calendar says, the average week seems to go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, *BLINK*, Monday...

Maybe it would help if you folks renamed some of the days.

After Monday and Tuesday, the rest of the average week is WTF.

Some people hope their employers will start using the better European models of Employer-Employee relations because there are countries where employers really value their workers.

Then again there are other countries that... well, you're better off elsewhere.

But my point is that nowhere in this world will you find a place with 364 days of paid vacation each year and have to come into work for that one remaining day.

Of course I'm sure if a situation like that did exist, someone would already be trying to figure out how to call in sick that lone day so they could start their vacation all again the next day.😲

One worker to another: “What are your plans for the weekend?”

“I have no idea because I'm just trying to make it till five.”⌚

I can tell you from first paw experience that watching any clock does not make it or time go any faster.

I've stared at plenty of clocks with no luck as it is.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

The rest of the days are week days.

Then again, no wonder everyone complains about work days versus weekends.

Work days out number weekends 5-2!

And that's not counting whatever you do around the house when you're not at your job.

So on that note♫, I'm out of time and space for today.
Next weekend the Easter Bunny🐰 will be here for his annual guest hosting appearance and then Koda Canine returns the Sunday after that.

Take care.

STAY SAFE!😷

Have a good week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

Don't blink or you'll risk missing it!😼