SUNDAY FUNNIES: A GLIMPSE AT MY LIFE, TO DATE

Hello Everyone! Koda Canine here!

Now I'll be the first to admit that I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

After all, how many of you folks remember what your life was like at six months?

Anyway, my humans recently took me to get "fixed", but I'm still trying to figure out what was broken because before I went to the Vet I felt fine.

Coming back from the Vet I felt sleepy for awhile and then a little lighter after I woke up, but hopefully that isn't anything a good meal or three won't take care of.

But even though I'm still a young pup, I've already had an adventurous life so far.

I've defended my people and their/our home from plenty of stray squirrels and chipmunks.

None of those critters dare come near the house looking for a stray acorn from any of the oak trees around us.

SMILE! People will wonder what you've been up to. 😉

Yet I don't understand how come my people get to sit on the furniture and I don't?

That couch of theirs is a lot bigger and more comfortable than my dog bed!

I'm still scratching my head over this one.

During dinner the other night someone called my people.

Next thing I know, they're wanting me to bark into the phone.

I saw no reason not to, so I did.

When they hung up, the man said to the woman, "That takes care of that telemarketer."

Now what I want to know is what's a Tele and why do they need to be marked?😉

I know a lot of people who are tired of winter, but it sure beats complaining about how hot it is.

Right now if I was to write my autobiography, it'd be a short subject.

The Planter's Peanuts spokes mascot wrote his. It's entitled “My Life In A Nutshell.”

Some people claim every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Then I must be behind because I haven't heard those dreaded words "Bad Dog" once so far this month.

Then again, today's only the third of April, so who knows what the future holds?

Before I say goodbye for now, a friendly word of advice.

ALWAYS stay upwind of anyone using a manure based fertilizer!

So take care.

STAY SAFE!😷

And please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

Still looking for a Sunshine Band🌞 because it's been cloudy and rainy outside ALL DAY! 😞