|Looking around for a good joke.|
Hey Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Finally had a nice enough day where I could spend a little time in my backyard beyond answering Nature's call.
Of course you'll notice the harness and lead.
Anyway, from my vantage point I can see one of my people checking out their vehicle.
Not sure what's going on but a small box was just taken out of it and set upon a tarp nearby.
There's two bumps on top of the box. The owner checked it and smiled.
From what I can see, one of the bumps is positive.
Hope it's not terminal.😉
Despite how it looks out here, it's only in the upper 50s at the moment, so I won't be staying out very long.
I may like the great outdoors but the outdoors don't seem that great to me today. 😕
Have you ever wondered who this Pete guy is and why people do things for his sake?
I can't recall ever meeting him but it is a good question to ponder until I do see him.
By the way, best estimates for those keeping track are that I'm somewhere between 6 and 8 months old right now.
But for the record I'm not short. I'm just closer to the ground than most people.
That old adage of stopping to smell the roses?🌹🌹
When are they even gonna be in bloom so I can find out what they smell like to begin with?
Do you think that when fish🐟🐠 get thrown back by the fishermen🎣, they swim around yelling about alien abduction to the point that other fish stop talking to them?
Most of the time I can't hear my people telling me to stop barking at squirrels, but I certainly can hear them trying to eat something they don't want me knowing about! 😀
Friendly advice. If you are being chased by a pack of wild taxidermists, DON'T play dead!
And remember, a dog will eat anything until you attempt to put medication in it.
Then we become finickier than Gordon Ramsey!
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.