Sunday, April 24, 2022


Looking around for a good joke.
 Hey Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Finally had a nice enough day where I could spend a little time in my backyard beyond answering Nature's call.
Of course you'll notice the harness and lead.
Safety first.

Anyway, from my vantage point I can see one of my people checking out their vehicle.
Not sure what's going on but a small box was just taken out of it and set upon a tarp nearby.
There's two bumps on top of the box. The owner checked it and smiled.
From what I can see, one of the bumps is positive.
Hope it's not terminal.๐Ÿ˜‰

Despite how it looks out here, it's only in the upper 50s at the moment, so I won't be staying out very long.
I may like the great outdoors but the outdoors don't seem that great to me today. ๐Ÿ˜•

Have you ever wondered who this Pete guy is and why people do things for his sake?
I can't recall ever meeting him but it is a good question to ponder until I do see him.

By the way, best estimates for those keeping track are that I'm somewhere between 6 and 8 months old right now.
But for the record I'm not short. I'm just closer to the ground than most people.

That old adage of stopping to smell the roses?๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน
When are they even gonna be in bloom so I can find out what they smell like to begin with?

Do you think that when fish๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ  get thrown back by the fishermen๐ŸŽฃ, they swim around yelling about alien abduction to the point that other fish stop talking to them?

Most of the time I can't hear my people telling me to stop barking at squirrels, but I certainly can hear them trying to eat something they don't want me knowing about! ๐Ÿ˜€

Friendly advice. If you are being chased by a pack of wild taxidermists, DON'T play dead!

And remember, a dog will eat anything until you attempt to put medication in it.
Then we become finickier than Gordon Ramsey!

So on that note♫, take care.
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!KC.

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