SUNDAY FUNNIES: FELINE STUDIES

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

Being a cat, I'm naturally curious and inquisitive.

I watch people all day long and wonder about why they do this and what they think about that.

I just recently found out that there are people out there who are PAID to do what I'm doing to further my self education!

Nobody told me I could get paid for studying people. Where do I go to apply for the job? Do they pay in cat food and kitty litter or that funny looking green stuff people use to buy things with?

In any event, I looked it up and here are the results of some recent studies, with my comments afterwards...

Study finds: People who exercise are less fat than people who sit on the couch all day eating snacks and watching TV.

Really? I'm surprised. Then again, the best I get to do is fall asleep sitting on the couch while watching everyone else watch TV. No one ever lets me eat on the couch, let alone ask what I want to see on TV. Where are all the good cat programs anyway?

Study finds: Bullies tend to have problems relating to others.

They needed a study to confirm this one? Why not try to resolve the bullies' issue(s) so they won't be a bully any more.

Study finds: People who cannot afford cars are more likely to take public transit.

Well DUH! I certainly have to walk everywhere I want to go, except to the Vet. Whenever my people get the pet carrier out I know I'm going to the place of the cold thermometer that will be stuck somewhere a thermometer should never go!

Study finds: People put on more clothes when it’s cold.

REALLY? All I have is the fur coat I was born with. True, it gets thicker in the cold weather and thinner in the Spring and Summer, yet why do my people think I have any control over shedding season?

Study finds: Women don’t like to be told they look fat.

WHO DOES?

Not that I've gained much weight in my cathood, but I honestly think nobody wants to hear that even if it is true.

So on that note♫ have a great week everybody!

Take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.