Sunday, December 18, 2022


Merry Meow!
Hello Everybody! 
Happy Howl-idays!

Today you have the ENTIRE Free Choice E-zine staff here!
Piper D. Katt, Koda Canine and our Editor-in-Chief Lee Houston, Junior as we get together for our annual office Christmas Party.
“Santa’s making a list, chicken and rice.”
I don't think those are the right lyrics Koda.
Are you sure?
Yeah, unless he's ordering dinner. Speaking of food, I thought there'd be more here than cat and dog treats.
What's wrong with treats?
Can we get on with the jokes?
I thought we already were.
Now I know how David Seville feels!
Dear Santa🎅, I am telling you in advance that my sister is the naughty one.

How to dress for Winter.
Put on your pajamas and go back to bed.🛌
Except for missing the holidays, I always thought bears🐻🧸🐻 had the right idea about winter.
I could use a catnap or two.
Not me. I stay on guard duty at night. Ever alert and—*YAWN!* zzzzzzzz.

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?💳
Stick with me and we’ll go places!

What do reindeers🦌🦌 always claim about their jokes?
"This one’s gonna sleigh🛷 you!"

What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
I thought they were elves.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
No L. Noel!

How do you know when Santa’s around?
You can always sense his presents.
Can I use my cat senses?
If that works.

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What do snowmen⛄⛄ eat for breakfast?
Either Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.

As a detective, is Saint Nicholas Santa Clues?
Is his dog named Santa Paws?
He could always have a cat named Santa Claws.
Can we go on vacation to Santa Cruz?

So on that note♫, because Christmas and New Year's Day are between the next two Sundays, Piper and Koda will be on holiday and not back until the second Sunday of 2023 while I entertain you for the next two weekends.
OH NO! I mean, really?
Yes. In the meantime, have a great week. Hope everyone either enjoys Hanukkah or doesn't stress out preparing for Christmas or Kwanzaa.
Take care.
And please be back December 25 for the next Sunday Funnies!PDK, KC and lh,jr.

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