Sunday, February 19, 2023

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WELL, DOGGIE!

 Hey Everyone! Koda Canine here!
Just enjoying a tummy rub from one of my people. I've got them well trained. πŸ˜‰
It's another miserable day weather wise outside, so I'm enjoying the creature comforts of the great indoors. But you didn't come here to watch me have fun, so on with the jokes!

One day last week I managed to get out of the yard and one of my people had to chase me in their underwear before I got too far.
They're still wondering how I got in their underwear to begin with!

Humans complain about us animals licking everything that needs cleaning.
Why? I know where my tongue's been.
What about you folks washing your hands?
You don’t wash your hands.
Your hands wash each other and you just stand there staring and watching, like some kind of peeping tom.
If you've seen them wash each other once, you've seen every past and future performance of the deed as well, so why keep looking?
Are fezes still cool?

Remember, if you wear spectacles,πŸ‘“ always make sure they are clean.
You can’t be optimistic if you have misty optics. 

If Sherlock Holmes' Watson isn't the most famous Doctor, then Who is?
Personally, I like them both. Neither have ever approached me with a thermometer that they want to stick somewhere a thermometer shouldn't go.

To say I am awesome is an insult.
It is saying I only have some awe.
I am full of awe, but I am not awful.

A Wishbone, A Back bone and a Funny bone are all you need to survive.
So on that note♫ take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!KC.

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