SUNDAY FUNNIES: COFFEE COMMENTS

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

Since the Fourth of July holiday is on a Tuesday this year, we're maintaining our regular rotation here at The Sunday Funnies so you folks don't have to worry about our esteemed Editor-In-Chief trying to tell jokes again until the Labor Day weekend.😼

Anyway...

I don't know about where you are right now but it's raining like crazy outside my window at the moment.

Supposed to be like this off and on through the holiday and then warm up until the next rain arrives this upcoming weekend.

I'm not about to get on my Litter Box about Climate Change, but did you folks do something else to upset whoever is in charge of the weather?

The rain was so noisy I couldn’t sleep last night and had trouble waking up this morning.

Of course, that's no different for me than any other day of the week. 😼

Weekends are just made for doing things, even if it is nothing.

Yet there's one question on my mind that I have to ask.

What is it about Coffee that you humans like?

I will admit that the raw beans smell nice, even after my folks put them through the grinder.

Yet they add water and suddenly it's a whole new concoction that I did manage to get a sip of once and couldn't stand!

No wonder you folks add a lot of extra stuff like cream and sugar to it.

Then again, in my humble opinion you're wasting the cream!

Giving it or the milk you use to your friendly neighborhood feline is much better.

Trust me on that.

I'm a cat.

What's a professional coffee maker's favorite exercise?

The French press.

If coffee were to blab all your secrets, does that mean it spills the beans?

Is coffee the reason kangaroos🦘🦘 and frogs🐸🐸 are always jumpy?

Maybe they should switch to decaf.

Then again, from what I hear, decaf coffee is like turkey bacon.

Remember, you get what you pay for!

Do you consider drinking coffee part of your daily grind?

Even the Beatles got into the act with ♫Latte Be♫.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

If you're going to celebrate the 4th of July Tuesday, please do so responsibily.

Otherwise, have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JULY 2, 2022

😎FUN FACT

All kittens are born with blue eyes before they turn their destined color.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

Everyone knows Jackie Robinson was the first player to ever break ⚾Major League Baseball’s “color barrier” in 1947, but who was the second player, later that same year?

THE LETTER SHUFFLE

Considering the July 4 holiday is upon us in America, how many new words can you spell out of the letters in INDEPENDENCE?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the June 25, 2022 Puzzle Corner.

FAMOUS FIRSTS🥇

Who is the only professional basketball🏀 player to score over 38,000+ career points?

Kareem Abdul-Jabar. 

BEFORE AND AFTER

Two separate items share at least one word, and so can be combined to create something new. Based upon the clue below, do you know what the new thing is?

Mister Toad goes to Tara = Gone With The Wind In The Willows.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THIS AND THAT (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Your esteemed Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here today because despite the fact that the Fourth of July actually isn't until Tuesday this year, our resident comediennes Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon have the extended holiday weekend off.
So it's up to me to entertain you with this week's edition of The Sunday Funnies.
Don't worry, I'll be funny, because I've been gathering memes since Memorial Day weekend to use now. Ready?

The Mona Lisa by Leonardo Da Vinci

The Mona not ready yet.

Good help is so hard to find nowadays.

They did mean well...

It's as plain as the nose on your face dog.

Your first was trying to eat the bird food bub!

Definitely DON'T get trapped behind a garbage truck!

Take another look at the problem cat!

Hang in there!

Unfortunately, this only works for cats.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody! Happy 4th to those celebrating, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies. I promise one of the ladies WILL be back here by then.—lh,jr.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JULY 2, 2016

FUN FACT
A stale egg will float in water, but a fresh one won't. It sinks!

REBUS
Something familiar is represented by the image below.
Do you know what it is?

"That's what"
—she

TRIVIA TIME
In which country did the sauna originate?

We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's open up THE ANSWERS BOX and reveal the results of our June 25, 2016 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME
What was the name of the world's first electronic computer?

ENIAC = Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer.
More information about it can be found here.

RHYME TIME
A clue to identify something is below, but regardless of how long your answer is, every word within it must rhyme. Ready?

The best officer on the force? = TOP COP