SUNDAY FUNNIES: 2023 CHRISTMAS PARTY

Piper D. Katt

 Hello Everybody! It's an embarrassment of riches today, for you have ALL of us here hosting The Sunday Funnies!

That's right Piper because the way the calendar is arranged, both Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve are on Sundays this year, meaning both you and Koda will be off enjoying the holidays with your families since Christmas Day and the start of 2024 are both on Mondays this year.

Oh no! That means our readers and fans will be stuck with, that is, I mean...

That means I'LL be entertaining them for the next two Sundays and you guys pick up where you left off on Sunday, January 7.

Koda Canine

Let's worry about that later and get to the Christmas jokes. Ready?

Why does Santa🎅 like to go down the chimney?

Because it soots him.

What do elves🧝🧝 do after school?

Their gnome work.

What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Silent Night.

Lee Houston, Junior

What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol?

Jungle Bells.

 What do snowmen⛄⛄ eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

What do reindeer🦌 always say before telling a joke?

"This one will sleigh you!"

Depending upon where you live, why is it so cold on Christmas?

Because it's Decembrrrrrr.....

What do reindeer have that no other animal does?

Baby reindeer!

Considering how commercialized the holiday season has become, can you imagine if Christmas characters started getting sponsors?
♫Wii three kings of the orient are...♫
"Bah. Humbug!" exclaimed Scrooge. "And if you are bothered by pests this holiday season..."

Imagine a reporter in Bethlehem covering the big event some believe December 25th revolves around...

"The mother and child are in stable condition."

Would a holiday seasoning be Christmas Thyme?

Did you hear about the crisis in Gutenberg's print shop.

No. What happened?

They ran out of a letter. That was the first Noel. No L. Get it?

Wow. Now there's a running gag with a lot of mileage on it!

And on that note♪, remember: it's not what you receive this year, it's what you give. Being with those you love in peace and joy are the greatest gifts of all.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

What does Santa's wife have to do with this?

Oh Koda...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM PIPER, KODA, AND LEE.

The Sunday Funnies will be back on Christmas Eve. Hope you're there too!