Sunday, December 3, 2023


 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Okay, it took us a bit of time to figure things out but Piper D. Katt had the last solo presentation before our annual Thanksgiving team up and our Editor-In-Chief covering the actual holiday weekend, so it's my turn now!
As you can see, my people are gone at the moment so whet they don't know won't hurt them.
Or me.
I'm sitting on their my nice comfy couch and it's joke time. Ready?

People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology, bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely fool proof, is under estimating the ingenuity of fools.

No matter how much you deny the truth, the truth goes on existing.
Things that always tell the truth: Small children, Dogs, Yoga pants...

When freezing rain hits you, it hurts like hail.

The Institute Of Unfinished Research concluded that 6 out of 10 people...
Sorry folks. For some reason that joke is unfinished.

Why is a piano so hard to open?
The keys are inside.

Why was the guitar🎸 so sad?
He was tired of being picked on.
He’s all strung out and wants to have a relationship with no strings attached.
His last love song ended on a sour note.

The boss asked me to sign up for a 401k.
I told him there was no way I could run that far.

Does SAND gets its name from the fact that it is half way between the SEA and the LAND?

Women are better than men.
Don't believe me?
Then consider this. Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did.
But backwards and in heels.

So on that note♪, take care.
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!KC.

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