SUNDAY FUNNIES: COMEDY COMFY COUCH TIME

 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!

Okay, it took us a bit of time to figure things out but Piper D. Katt had the last solo presentation before our annual Thanksgiving team up and our Editor-In-Chief covering the actual holiday weekend, so it's my turn now!

As you can see, my people are gone at the moment so whet they don't know won't hurt them.

Or me.

I'm sitting on their my nice comfy couch and it's joke time. Ready?

People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology, bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely fool proof, is under estimating the ingenuity of fools.

No matter how much you deny the truth, the truth goes on existing.

Things that always tell the truth: Small children, Dogs, Yoga pants...

When freezing rain hits you, it hurts like hail.

The Institute Of Unfinished Research concluded that 6 out of 10 people...

Sorry folks. For some reason that joke is unfinished.

Why is a piano so hard to open?

The keys are inside.

Why was the guitar🎸 so sad?

He was tired of being picked on.

He’s all strung out and wants to have a relationship with no strings attached.

His last love song ended on a sour note.

The boss asked me to sign up for a 401k.

I told him there was no way I could run that far.

Does SAND gets its name from the fact that it is half way between the SEA and the LAND?

Women are better than men.

Don't believe me?

Then consider this. Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did.

But backwards and in heels.

So on that note♪, take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: DECEMBER 3, 2022

😎 FUN FACT

Arctophiles collect teddy bears. 🧸🧸🧸

REBUS

It’s December and time to decorate The Free Choice E-zine office. What is so special about our Christmas tree?

WHAT’S THAT SONG?

Words from a tune of the past are below. All you have to do is give us the song title. Ready?

♫Dressed in a snow white gown, tap tap tappin’ at your window pane to tell you she’s in town.♫

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX🎁 and discover the results from the November 26, 2022 Puzzle Corner.

RHYME TIME⌛

The clue to something is below, but no matter how long your answer is, each word within it must rhyme. Ready?

Monster movie = Creature feature.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

November 26, 2022 would have been Charles Schulz’s 100th birthday. What was his original proposed name for the Peanuts comic strip?

Lil’ Folks, but the syndicate insisted on Peanuts, allegedly based upon Howdy Doody’s Peanut Gallery, where the kids sat.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THIS AND THAT (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
♫You butter watch out, you butter not cry,  you butter not pout, I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is coming to town.♫

The annual Christmas team up between me and Autumn the Puppy is coming soon, but that doesn't mean I don't have plenty of jokes to share with you in the meantime. Ready?

My friend has black hair and her initials are PM and her boyfriend has blond hair and his initials are AM. They are as different as night and day.

Here is a mathematical trick. Take your age. Add five to it.
That is how old you will be in five years!

The police detective was questioning a chicken suspected of fowl play. "Which came first, you or the egg? Why does everything taste like you? Why did you cross the road? Why can't you say what is on the other side of that road?"
"Wait a second!" squawked the chicken. "What are you trying to do?"
"I'm grilling you," replied the detective.

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day.
Now we just call him Dav.

Robber, holding up a store: "Give me all your cash or you're geography."
Cashier: "Don't you mean history?"
Robber: "Don't change the subject."

And on that note♫, I hope everyone has a good week.
Don't let the over hypeness of the season get to you, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—wd.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: DECEMBER 3, 2016

FUN FACT
Room temperature is officially defined as between 59 and 77 degrees F (20 to 25 C).

Now that it is officially December, we shall begin our annual holiday enigmas.

TRIVIA TIME
In such events like A Charlie Brown Christmas, where are the Peanuts characters based?
In other words, where do they live?

REBUS
We're putting up our Christmas tree, but something's wrong.
Do you know what it is?

We’ll reveal all next weekend, but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from the November 26, 2016 Puzzle Corner.

BEFORE AND AFTER
Two separate things have at least one word in common and can be combined to form something new.
Based upon the clue below, do you know what the new thing is?

Mister Toad goes to Tara.
Gone with the Wind in the Willows.

TRIVIA TIME
Actress Florence Henderson will probably be remembered best as Carol Brady on The Brady Bunch, but who was actually first offered the role?
Shirley Jones, who later went on to be the mother on The Partridge Family.