Before we begin folks, one quick note.
For whatever reason(s), Blogger's Text Coloring functions are not working at this time.
Now then...
After teaming up for both Star Wars May 4 & Mother's Day May 12, Piper D. Katt and I had to search back through the archives and discovered that she had the last solo Sunday Funnies post.
So guess who's turn it is today? 😉
I'm just going to kick back, relax, and say whatever pop's into my head first.
Woof!
I mean, ready for some jokes folks?
Did you hear about the man who was planning to have a Staycation this year?
That's when you stay at home for whatever reason(s).
He told my owner that if he was feeling real adventurous this year, he might actually take a walk around the block!
A man walked into a Psychiatrist's and told the doctor he was afraid of random letters.
The Psychiatrist replied, "You are?"
That's when the man fainted.
How come most people licenses require a photo ID and a dog license doesn't?
Ain't I photogenic?
Just
look at that ruggedly handsome canine profile in my picture above.
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| It's a double bill at Nature's Theater!😉 |
The invention of the shovel was ground breaking, but the broom swept the world.
If people can grow their own food, then where are the dog food seeds?
I know birds fly south in the winter and back north in the Spring because it's too far to walk, but why should I have to pay for their airline tickets?
Why do E.M.T.s always work with a partner?
Because they are Pair-A-Medics.
Is it true some delivery people only go the extra mile when they miss their exits?
Some people don’t have Grey Hair.
They have Wisdom Highlights.
And remember. You can’t run through a camp ground.
You can only ran because it is past tents.⛺⛺
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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