Sunday, May 19, 2024


 Before we begin folks, one quick note.
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Now then...
Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
After teaming up for both Star Wars May 4 & Mother's Day May 12, Piper D. Katt and I had to search back through the archives and discovered that she had the last solo Sunday Funnies post.
So guess who's turn it is today? 😉
I'm just going to kick back, relax, and say whatever pop's into my head first.
I mean, ready for some jokes folks?

Did you hear about the man who was planning to have a Staycation this year?
That's when you stay at home for whatever reason(s).
He told my owner that if he was feeling real adventurous this year, he might actually take a walk around the block!

A man walked into a Psychiatrist's and told the doctor he was afraid of random letters.
The Psychiatrist replied, "You are?"
That's when the man fainted.

How come most people licenses require a photo ID and a dog license doesn't?
Ain't I photogenic?
It's a double bill at Nature's Theater!😉
look at that ruggedly handsome canine profile in my picture above.

The invention of the shovel was ground breaking, but the broom swept the world.

If people can grow their own food, then where are the dog food seeds?

I know birds fly south in the winter and back north in the Spring because it's too far to walk, but why should I have to pay for their airline tickets?

Why do E.M.T.s always work with a partner?
Because they are Pair-A-Medics.

Is it true some delivery people only go the extra mile when they miss their exits?

Some people don’t have Grey Hair.
They have Wisdom Highlights.

And remember. You can’t run through a camp ground.
You can only ran because it is past tents.⛺⛺
So on that note♫, take care.
Have a great week, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

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