Saturday, May 4, 2024


Hello Everybody!

 You have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here and yes, we know since it's Saturday that we're early.
This is usually the Sunday Funnies but we couldn't wait to actually tell Star Wars based jokes on International Star Wars Day!

That's right Piper! Next year, 2025, May the Fourth actually falls on a SUNDAY! 😁But we weren't willing to wait a whole year to celebrate, so we're doing the Sunday Funnies a day early in 2024!

In any event, as many of you already know, today is May the Fourth.
Star Wars fans around the world have proclaimed it International Star Wars Day, and the movement has gained momentum ever since.

May the Fourth.
May the Force be with you.
Get it?

Actually, it's May the Farce be with us because it's joke time!

A Sales Clerk to Customer: "RETURN of the Jedi is not possible without RECEIPT of the Jedi."

A wife got mad at her husband because, in her opinion, he had too much Star Wars merchandise.
“It’s either all that junk or me!” she yelled.
He just looked at her and replied, “May the divorce be with you.”

What do you call Storm Troopers playing cards?
A game of clones!
Generic Dark Side

Do Star Wars fans going shopping at the Darth Maul?

Darth Vader once tried to make cookies, but he burnt them.
They were a bit on the dark side.

Is that droid hungry?
No. BB-8.

Have you met Darth’s wife, Ella Vader?

Why do Ewoks never shout in the house?
Because they always use their Endor voice.

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because they're always making new friends!

What is the favorite vehicle of Jedi Masters?
A generic galaxy "Far, far away."
Toy Yodas.🐸

If you are dating a girl who does not like Star Wars puns, then you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

Since Disney now owns the Lucas Films properties (and the reason why we can't post official Star Wars images), what is Darth Vader's favorite song?
♪ When you wish upon a death star... ♫

Two Storm Troopers part company when suddenly one fires upon the other.
"Why did you do that?" the first Storm Trooper asks, thankful to still be alive.
The second Storm Trooper replies, "I just wanted you to know that I will always miss you."

The Sunday Funnies WILL return at its regularly scheduled time May 12 when Koda and I team up for MOTHER'S DAY, and we'll get to actually tell Star Wars jokes on Star Wars Day again, SUNDAY May 4, 2025!

So on that note♫, May the Force Farce/Fourth be with you. 😉

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