The Free Choice E-zine's Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here because, since it's the Memorial Day Weekend in the United States of America, your regular Sunday Funnies hosts Piper D. Katt and Koda Canine have the holiday weekend off.
Now then, I'm not sure what the proper greeting is on such a somber occasion. I used Merry in the title of this installment just for the literation. After all, we pause to remember those who gave their life to protect this country and its people, let alone the free world.
In any event, you folks are here for entertainment, not a soap box oration, so let's get on with the jokes.
"In three words, I can sum up everything I learned about life: It goes on." ~~ Robert Frost.
♫Ob-la-di, ob-la-da.♫ ~~ The Beatles.
Life is a funny thing.
I don't mean funny "ha ha". I mean funny strange.
Everyone wishes they had more of everything.
Time. Money. Life.
The things that mattered more in childhood are less important in your adult life, yet a lot of the stuff you have to take care of in adulthood is nowhere near as fun as the things you used to do as a kid.
I thought getting old would take longer.
They claim time flies when you're having fun, but it certainly drags the rest of the day.
Especially when you're at work.
But in the end it's not what you live your life with, but how, and with who.
You will lose a lot of friends when you get serious about your life’s goals.
That is why a Lamborghini only has two seats and a bus has fifty.
When I show people my new tennis shoes, nobody asks If I can run fast in them any more.
Growing up was so stupid.
When I was a kid, I used to find cool rocks all the time, although most of them turned out to be worthless in the eyes of the world.
Nobody offers to show me a cool rock they found, unless they want to use it as a weapon in an attempt to rob me.
My furniture goes back to Louis the 15th, unless I pay him by the 14th.
If you drink alcohol, they call you an alcoholic.
I don't drink alcohol but when I drink FANTA, no one says I am Fantastic. 😒
Just who is Pete and why do we do things for his sake?
I have yet to find out what ♫The Knights In White Sat In.♫
You can spend ages trying to work out the meaning of inconsequential before realizing that it isn’t important.
Man: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
Woman: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Punctuation and personalities make a difference.
So on that note♫ take care.
Have a safe and happy Memorial Day, and one of our regular hosts will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.
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