HEY FOLKS! WE'RE TRYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT TODAY. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
And now it's time for Weekend Pupdate with your host, Koda Canine.
Hello Everybody.
Please do not attempt to adjust your computer, I AM a talking dog.
And now, the lighter side of the news.
The Swedish rock group ABBA has gotten back together to join entertainer Elvis Costello on a new tour, but the two acts haven't decided yet who the opener will be.
More on this story when ABBA and Costello decide who's on first.
After being intensely grilled by authorities for over two hours, the chicken🐔 still wouldn't say why it crossed the road.
Scientist recently placed a ten piece set of plastic containers in a sealed chamber. When they opened it a month later, the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the remaining six containers.
Because it's been around since the 1990s, the Internet is no longer considered a passing fad.
And now, a brief paws for this commercial message.
Parachute🪂 for sale. Only used once. Never opened.
Call 555-SPLAT for more details.
A local parsley farmer lost his lawsuit against the Internal Revenue Service and is now having his wages garnished until the back taxes are paid.
The developer of the concept of Wind Chill recently passed away.
He was 82 but swore he felt like 64.
The word Queue has been declared ironic. After all, it's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
AND HERE'S THE SPORTS SCORES.
4-3, 2-5, and 7-9. In the games just getting underway, it's 0-0.
IN WEATHER...
Rooms without air conditioning are hot.
AND FINALLY...
Cereal spokesman Count Chocula, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and the Teddy Grahams Spokes Bear have decided to join their local volunteer fire department to help out their community.
S'more to come.
So on that note♫, have a great week.
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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