Hello Everybody! Your pal and Free Choice E-zine Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here because Piper D. Katt and Koda Canine have the Labor Day holiday weekend off here in the United States so they can be with their respective families.
Now then, I have absolutely no idea how they started, but every once in a while you come across a joke spotlighting how tough actor and martial artist Chuck Norris is.
For example...
During a recent skydiving event, Chuck Norris leaped out of an airplane but his parachute🪂 did not open.
He returned it later that day for a refund.
See what I mean?
During the height of the COVID pandemic, someone anonymously created and posted the meme on the right.
I definitely had a good laugh over that.
Here's some more Chuck Norris based chuckles...
No matter how much you want to honor the man, you can’t name a bridge Chuck Norris because no one would be able to cross it and live.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Guess who won?
Chuck Norris is the only person capable of closing a revolving door!
When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the exercise machine does.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.𝛑
Did you know that Chuck Norris recently took up the game of Chess?
On the right is a photo of him at his first tournament.
(And since it's another picture I came across on the Internet, I have no idea who the photographer is.)
Facebook took down Chuck Norris’s post, so Chuck Norris took down Facebook.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone📴 ring on silent.
Chuck Norris can draw a triangle with FOUR sides.
Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books.📚
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
They say that time⌚ waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once.
You know what happened to them.
And since I have never heard of Mister Norris questioning any of them (to my knowledge), I'm sure he doesn't mind me sharing some of them with you.
In any event, HAPPY LABOR DAY!
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend when Piper and Koda return to either tell Star Trek jokes or present our annual Back To School Special on the September 8 edition of The Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.
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