AND NOW IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST, KODA CANINE!
I'm Koda Canine and ♫Who are you? Who, who, who, who?♫
Our top story...
Since 2010 the Burj Khalifa in Dubai is the world's tallest building at 2,717 feet, which is 828-metres for those who prefer metric.
Feet definitely sounds bigger in this case though.
Elsewhere in the news...
A shop assistant fought off an armed robber using only his labeling gun.
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
To help the environment, Engineers have made a car that can run on parsley.
Now they’re hoping to make busses and trains that run on Thyme.
Local man addicted to brake fluid says he can stop any time.
However medical personnel are worried about his shoes and pads.
Scientists have discovered that the weight of a rainbow🌈 is pretty light.
If you want to know the secret to playing a musical instrument well, stay tuned.
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And now, back to the news...
A new vegan farm has opened on the outskirts of our fair city.
Workers there say it’s a good life, but a chore to get up at five every morning to milk the almonds.
A new study has been released concerning “Ten Steps To Avoid A Shark🦈 Attack.”
Why “Stay out of the water” wasn’t #1 is beyond me.
AND FINALLY…
It has been confirmed that those who are late are often happier than those who have to wait for them.
Which makes one wonder why they are late to begin with.😉
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I'm Koda Canine. WOOF!
1 comment:
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!
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