SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL 2024

 Hello Everybody!

Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we present our annual Back To School special.

That's right Piper. While most schools have already been back in session since sometime last month, we here at The Free Choice E-zine are traditionalists because our Editor-In-Chief remembers the "good old days" when school normally didn't start until the Tuesday after Labor Day, which would have been September 3last week here in the United States.

In any event, with today being the first Sunday Funnies since then, we originally considered also doing Star Trek jokes, since September 8 is also Star Trek Day, but we couldn't think of any in that department.

So our annual Back To School salute it is. Ready?

There is a thin line between Numerator and Denominator.

I bet only a fraction of folks out there get this one. 😉

What is worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon. 

Dear Algebra. Stop asking us to find your X. She’s not coming back, and I don’t know Y.

They say all the good chemistry jokes argon. What about this one?

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

I don't get it, and neither of us have knees.

Moving on...

I am reading a book📖 on school truancy. It's by Marcus Absent.

I’m so bad at music at school, I hit the wrong chords playing air guitar.

I guess budget cuts to the arts are worse than I thought if that's your instrument. Anyway...

Algebra homework is bad enough in my personal opinion, but word problems are the worse. For example:

"If half a chicken🐔 can lay half an egg🥚 in half a day, and a whole chicken can lay a whole egg in a whole day, how many pancakes🥞 does it take to water a lawn?"

I know what you mean. What about this one:

“You are floating down a stream. Your canoe lost a wheel. How many pancakes does it take to tile a dog house?”

Answer: “Blue, because space aliens👽👽 hate mustard.”

Not all math puns are terrible. Just sum.

I've often heard that ICY is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it, I see why.

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless and perplexed.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week.

Please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies and of course,

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

—PDK and KC.