Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
It was a beautiful day weather wise, so I spent most of it outside barking at stuff, sniffing everything I could get my nose on, digging holes and just generally enjoying being a dog.
But since it isn't midnight yet, I've still got time to post this week's Sunday Funnies before it becomes Monday and I risk being in the doghouse for being late.
Ready?
Why couldn't the pig🐷 compete in Track n Field?
He pulled a ham string.
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep🐑 and an angry cow?🐮
Two animals in a Baaaad Moood.
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| "Don't insult an elephant. We never forget them!" |
A hootnanny.
What do you call a pachyderm🐘 that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant.
Did you know that penguins🐧🐧 produce an oil that helps their feathers retain body heat?
That means the oily bird gets the warm.
A horse🐎 walks into a tavern.
The bartender says, "Hey."
The horse replies, "Sure."
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| Soon on the BBC Farm Channel. |
What do you get when you cross a 747 with a Kangaroo?🦘
A plane that makes short hops.
A sleeping cow is not a bulldozer.
Did you know that the one dinosaur that survived the Ice Age is the thesaurus?
My dolphin🐬 puns are bad on porpoise.
I saw two huge black birds stuck together.
They must have been Velcrows.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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