Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here.
Important announcement at the end but right now it's time for meow's CATTY CELEBRITY CITINGS!
As usual, a quote from an actual celebrity past or present will be followed by a (hopefully) witty remark by yours truly.
Ready?
"Humans invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would construct a mouse trap".~~ Famous Theoretical Physicist Albert Einstein.
Maybe so Albert, but thankfully mice🐁🐭 are still dumb enough to get caught.
Except for the animated ones. My celluloid cat cousins never seem to have any luck with Jerry, Mickey, Mighty and the rest.
"Our anxiety comes not from the future. It comes from wanting to control it."~~Author Khatil Gibran.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
Otherwise, I'll take a new cat bed and unlimited supplies of cat food and fresh kitty litter.
"One common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely fool proof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."~~Hitchhiking author Douglas Adams.
I hear humans are working on artificial intelligence.
Shouldn't they try to improve natural intelligence first?
"Every storm runs out of rain."~~Poet Maya Angelou.
True, but how long before it stops?
"If I ever achieve humility, I will be proud of it."~~Famous author Mark Twain.
I already am of mine.😼
"Reason obeys itself. Ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it."~~American Revolutionary Thomas Paine.
"I think, therefore I am."~~Philosopher Rene Descartes.
"`Nuff said."~~Stan Lee, founder of Marvel Comics.
So on that note♫, Koda Canine will be doing his Weekend Pupdate next weekend because we'll be teaming up at the end of October for our annual Halloween Hijinks.🎃
Otherwise, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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