AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST, KODA CANINE.
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| Yes, I'm on the couch. No one is home right now. 😉 |
Hello Everybody!
I’m Koda Canine, and the way this weather’s been, are we stuck in a snow globe?
And who’s the jerk that keeps shaking it?
Our top story:
Scientists have discovered that chickens🐔🐔 can only make one sound because they can't think outside the Bawks.
The first annual meeting of the camouflage club was declared a disaster because no one showed up.
Or did they?
Considering what yesterday, February 14 was, Milk Chocolate proved itself to still be a popular variety of Valentines Day💞 candy.
But how do you actually milk chocolate to begin with?
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Although they were originally planning to relocate, the Inertia Club is not moving.
Now it’s time for my editorial.
If we are capable of making another world into a new Earth🌍, why don’t we just fix old Earth?
After all, do we really want to do to another planet what we’ve done to this one?
Elsewhere...
A man was arrested for having a temper tantrum in a grocery store, but not because of the high prices.
He had bought six bags of oyster crackers and didn’t find a single pearl in any of them.
Turning to Sports…
Last night I was watching a fight on TV and a hockey🏒 game broke out.
In the end, the only real winners were the team doctors and dentists.
When your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you walk to the charging station to get a bucket of electricity?
And finally:
Someone once told me that with great cuteness comes no responsibility.
That’s the motto I live by.
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
NEXT WEEK: Piper D. Katt's Catty Celebrity Citings.
Stay tuned!
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